Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can't sharpen it on the plane, because you can't take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils.
"Zoo officials then called in the city of Calgary to make sure the lost serpents couldn't slither their way into the sewer system, and were assured that the pair would be killed if they made it to the pumping station that connects the building's pipes to the outside."
I guess that pumping station snake shredder wasn't such a bad idea after all
"welcome to my page, this is vaughn. kick your shoes off and stay awhile. jk. i'm at greendale because it is a pretty chill place. andy and greg go here, maggie is here."
